invite me over to ur house it’ll be a blast ill pet your dog while ur parents yell at you
I refuse to die until I see either sentient robots, first contact, virtual reality or all three
I will keep myself alive via pure spite and vitriol until I’m 300 years old
WHEN YOU POUR SODA AND THE SODA FIZZ RISES ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP BUT DOESN’T SPILL OVER

it giveway tim e!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
u will win this dorite
there are no rules
reblog or like 4 a chance at this dorite
will choose a winner in 4 years
good luck 4 the dorite
do boys even get crushes on girls do boys even like girls do boys even feel things
i’m allowed to hate black people and white people and asian people and hispanic people. i’m allowed to hate disabled people terminally ill people and perfectly healthy people. i’m allowed to hate both poor and rich people
i’m allowed to hate everyone
i just can’t hate them for being these things, i can hate them because they are a fucking asshole